Why do so many alt-right bros look like characters from Achewood come to life?
Seven years to establish one’s artisanal eclipse glasses studio. t.co/wqFwSgW4o…
Every 38 years, clouds come in between the sun & the earth, spurring the sale of cardboard & plastic glasses at convenience stores. Science!
Oh, this hurts. Friends treated us to a special @Chi_MagicLounge performance by Mr. Burger last year. We had the best time. Thank you, sir. t.co/9AZeOUqmD…
Dear “sales hacking” crews: If I download your ebook & you call me within a day of that download, I will not buy your product. Let me read.
Very proud of my favorite city. t.co/vxabt0SVq…
My grandfather didn’t take a bullet to the head in France so a bunch of doughy, petulant cowards could call themselves Nazis & feel proud.
The view from our skylight.
A giant Cheeto trying to distract from the drink infiltrated by Russian (vodka) influences. Of course it is called a Commander-in-Chief.
Why couldn’t the revolutionaries have celebrated independence with quiet reflection instead of motherfucking fireworks?
I know I’m coming late to this party, but I am enjoying the hell out of Alton Brown’s “Good Eats” show.
Shampoo commercial: “You know how your hair tangles as soon as you wash it?” My buzz-cut wife: “No.” cracks herself up
If there’s any lesson I’d want new dog adopters to learn it is this: pay attention to behavior, not breed. t.co/eESF9YSwL…
Chicago, we really need to talk about this habit of yours where you have a left turn lane but no left turn signals at intersections.
How had we not gotten to this tasting menu yet?
Hell, yes. Owensboro is the BBQ capital of the world. Moonlite BBQ is the best ever. t.co/0wrMUVq8t…
Sorry Indiegogo but recommending an Adam Carolla documentary to me is the last straw. Goodbye forever.
Well, this is sad. Mr Johnson was one of the most important writers working when I was in school. t.co/CVqV8RcvX…
Did my first bit of code sketching in a Jupyter notebook today. I think I get the excitement over that tool now.
Also for your reading pleasure, @tordotcom’s free anthology, Nevertheless She Persisted: t.co/62XZW0htn…
Wait. Chuck Berry and then, right after, Chuck Barris? #conspiracy People are going to get them confused forever.
2017, you do NOT need to try to keep up with your predecessor. Chuck Berry, Jimmy Breslin AND Bernie Wrightson? That’s just egregious.
This list of authors from @ThePortalist prescribes some excellent reading all around & is a good start: t.co/CNXB6RDA9… #readthis
Holy crap. This show is based on @tcboyle’s novel, the 1st book I checked out of the Undergraduate Library when I arrived at Purdue in 1987. t.co/TcX922B1n…